Nov 26, 2008

Converstation With Vinnie

Excuse me, but what are you doing on the couch? You know the rule: No Dogs Allowed On The Couch.


"Oh there's a rule?"





You betcha. The same one that's been in effect since you were a puppy.




"Are you sure it's been around that long?"





"Cuz I don't remember that rule..."





Well, I'll help you remember it. Get off the couch. Now.




"Do you mean, like, right now?"




Yes. RIGHT NOW.




"What were we talking about again?
I forgot."






"This rule doesn't apply to me because
I haven't been here since I was a puppy.
Right?"








"And I'm too new for this rule to apply to me.
Right?"

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